Marriage Humour

Wife:          ‘What are you doing?’  
 
Husband:       Nothing.
 
Wife:          Nothing…?  You’ve been reading ourmarriage certificate for an hour.’
 
Husband:       ‘I was looking for the expiry date.’  
 
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Wife :       ‘Do you want dinner?’  
 
Husband:       ‘Sure! What are my choices?’  
 
Wife:          ‘Yes or no.’

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