Stress Reliever

Girl:       ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’  
 
Boy:       ‘It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.’  
 
Girl:       ‘Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.’
 
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Son:    ‘Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,          he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’  
 
Mom:    ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’  
 
Son:    ‘But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.’

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