Monthly Archives: March, 2011

Politics

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics ?’ Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President . Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government . We are …

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Gritty Humour

An Irish driver is travelling behind a lorry, when he suddenly notices something falling off the back of lorry, so he gets the lorry drivers attention and says to the lorry driver “Excuse me, but you are losing your load” “Go away” the lorry driver replies Five miles further down the road the Irish driver …

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The Professor

A fifty-four year old professor leaves his wife and sends her a text message saying “By the time you get this message I will have left you and I will be in a hotel making love to my gorgeous eighteen year old girlfriend” His wife, who is also fifty-four sends this  reply shortly afterwards “By …

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Viagra & the prisoner

A husband comes home with a tube of intimate lubricating jelly. “This will make you happy tonight,” he tells his wife. He was right. Later, when he nips to the loo, she squirts it all over the doorknob so he can’t get back in. ——————————————————————- A lady asks the pharmacist: “Do you have Viagra?” “Yes, …

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Genuine Newspaper articles

Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, ‘We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It’s possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house.’ (The Daily Telegraph) Police …

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Little Johnny strikes again

One Afternoon The Teacher at school decided to do an activity called “Add-to-the-picture” where pupils were called up one by one to draw something on the blackboard until you ended up with another picture. First up was Clyde “Very Good” said the teacher” Next up to the blackboard was John “Very Good” said the teacher …

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Think before you speak

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one  is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take  the words back…Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did…. FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in …

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Disorder i the American Courts

These are from a book called ‘Disorder in the American Courts’ and arethings people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and nowpublished by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: …

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Humourous Hotel Signs

In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In a Tokyo bar:    “Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.” In a Yugoslavian hotel:    “The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the …

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Morals, Email to the wife

Morals A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment “Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one they began to tell their stories: Ashley said “My Father is a farmer and one day …

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