Daily Archives: March 20th, 2011

Scouser in a Job Centre

A Scouser walks into a local Job Centre, marches straight up to the counter and says “Hi I’m looking for a job” The Man behind the counter replies “Your timing is amazing, we’ve just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chaufeur/bodyguard fr his stunning 18 year old nympho daughter. You’ll …

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More Jokes

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and asks:  “Can I have a tattoo of Father Christmas and Happy Christmas, written on  my left thigh, and a Bottle of Champagne and Happy New Year tattooed on my  right thigh?” “Sure, but those are very unusual tattoos” Says the tattooist “May I ask  why?” “Because my husband …

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Gay Flight Attendant/Innocence is priceless

A flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the …

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Heard on the London Underground

A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers… ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you’ll want to cross over to …

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Walking the dog

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. Along the way. The flight attendant explained that There would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted To get off the aircraft the plane would re-board In 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was …

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Sweeties

One day a teacher asked her pupils to identify the flavours of sweets by their colour. One by one they came up with:- Red…………………Cherry Yellow…………….Lemon Green………………Lime Orange …………….Orange Finally the teacher gave them each a beige HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.  The teacher said, “I will give you all a clue. It’s what your …

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WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK…

A person was shopping at the local supermarket where they selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of lettuce, a 2 lb. Can of coffee, and a 1 lb and a Package of bacon. As they were unloading the items on the conveyor belt to …

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