The Professor

A fifty-four year old professor leaves his wife and sends her a text message saying

“By the time you get this message I will have left you and I will be in a hotel making love to my gorgeous eighteen year old girlfriend”

His wife, who is also fifty-four sends this  reply shortly afterwards

“By the time you get this reply I will also be making love to my eighteen year old toy-boy, and being a Professor you should be able to work out that eighteen goes into fifty-four a lot more times than the other way round limp ****.”

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