A woman with a Labrador retriever was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. Another woman behind her asked if she had a dog?
On impulse, the woman told her that no she didn’t, and was starting The Purina Diet again. Although she probably shouldn’t because she’d ended up in the hospital last time, but had lost 50 pounds before she awoke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of her orifices and IVs in both arms.
She said that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it worked was to load your trouser pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you felt hungry, the food is nutritionally complete so she thought she’d try it again.
By this time practically everyone in the line was enthralled by her story, particularly a tall, black guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if she had ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned her.
The Woman replied no, she’d been sitting in the street licking her balls when a car hit her…